• Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
  • Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

kitistheshit:

the moment everyone peed themselves

kitistheshit:

the moment everyone peed themselves

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

internetanimeboy:

drunk in love deleted scenes

internetanimeboy:

drunk in love deleted scenes

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

Are Wal-Mart and McDonald’s the same people or

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

stuning:

oh she’s hot

*looks at pictures of her* wait nevermind

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth